You think your ovaries are safe.
It is an illusion, a comforting lie told to reassure you
Enjoy these final moments without burning desire for I have returned to with my sex appeal
So…shall we begin?
I’m here to interrupt your dash with a happy walking penis
he wants you to be happy too
have a nice day
wow that is surprisingly adorable
Hehehehehehehehehe.
(Source: thorsies, via lightlysaltedcrack)
Can you imagine if someone was to join tumblr right now? Like, they hear all these good things about it, and they race off to join, and they get here, and all the fandoms are just a mess and people are sobbing everywhere, and feels are being thrown in a giant pot, buildings are burning, people are dying, and they’re just like
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